Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Toilet brush:
Do not use for personal hygiene.
Depend Adult Diapers:
Step inBox of household nails
CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
to underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear
Microwave popcorn, packaged so that the directions: cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
Box of Frosted Cheerio's:
The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes," is located just underneath another announcement: "To close: place tab here."
Woolite carpet cleaner:
Safe for carpets, too!
Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock":
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists:
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN!!! YOU'RE IT!! ^^ YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST onCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X""
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Send this 2 at least 5 ppl including me if u want ^^
If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...
Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are the numbers of what kind of friend you are based on how many you get back..
1-3 ~ you're a friend
4-6 ~ you're an okay friend
7-9 ~ you're a good friend
10+ ~ you're a great friend
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lFlAlNlGl Iggy's Anti-drug (SPREAD THE FIGGY!!)
'I reject your reality and subsitute my own.' ~Adam Savage~Mythbusters
Bathroom water is good for your skin! ~Me&Christin
see if you can do this:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on.
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lFlAlNlGl Iggy's Anti-drug (SPREAD THE FIGGY!!)
'I reject your reality and subsitute my own.' ~Adam Savage~Mythbusters
Bathroom water is good for your skin! ~Me&Christin
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!
1-3 you\'re a bad friend
4-6 you\'re an ok friend
7-9 you\'re a good friend
10-& Up you\'re a great friend
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Jace shook his blond head in exasperation. \"You had to make a crazy jail friend, didnt you? You couldnt just count ceiling tiles or tame a pet mouse like normal prisoners do?\"
- Jace
Jace Wayland Lover? Join =nuns-of-fiction today!!!!
Welcome to deviantART!
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Holy [insert swear word of your choice here]--Fang(MR: The Angel Experiment)
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"And when the ghost speaks to you, what does he say?"
"Well, he tells me to bring him a footstool!"
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I feel 10 Centimeters taller! 8D
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"And when the ghost speaks to you, what does he say?"
"Well, he tells me to bring him a footstool!"
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I feel 10 Centimeters taller! 8D
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lFlAlNlGl Iggy's Anti-drug (SPREAD THE FIGGY!!)
'I reject your reality and subsitute my own.' ~Adam Savage~Mythbusters
Bathroom water is good for your skin! ~Me&Christin
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